I have spent years trying to break down the barrier. I toiled on many a weekend night, under the duress of black lights, loud music and smelly shoes, but never have I succeeded in bowling more than 100 until his past weekend. I bowled 112 and this is quite possibly the apex of my athletic prowess. I think I can die happy now.
"Ciaolin" is the valiant attempt of my cousin's boyfriend to spell my name. When I become a bowling master, I think I will use it as my nom de guerre.