Overheard At the Table...

Names change to protect the... ugh.

A: Why is that carrot sitting on the place mat?

B: It fell on the floor

A: Oh, but the floor is clean! [Pops carrot into mouth to prove a point.]

B: I used my sock-clad foot to roll the carrot back to me...

A: Yes. That would explain the funny taste...

Ah, to be home with family. ;-)